West BY GOD Virginia

Think South Florida isn’t already enjoying their “place” in the national spotlight. Just ask WR Taurus Johnson what he thinks of the current Florida football scene:
“I thought we were already in the Big Three,” Johnson said. “I didn’t know Miami was still in there.”
Oh snap, bitch. He really put them in their place. […]

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8 o’clock STILL can’t get here soon enough. To pass the time, I’ve had this photo professionally printed life-size and mounted it on my wall. For the next 2 and a half hours, I’ll be the one sitting and staring…and drinking. A lot. Probably an unhealthy amount. It happens.

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Unfortunately, I will not be making the trip to Tampa this year. I will be at a football game, however, as I am taking in NC State-Louisville in Raleigh on Saturday afternoon. This should be a fantastic game between two of the worst teams in the country. But, it is my first […]

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Matt Grothe has his own website. If that wasn’t the funniest thing you’ve ever heard, Matt Grothe also has his own rap song. Sung by Bulls kicker/Special Olympian Delbert Alvarado. Hilarity ensues.
Welcome to MattGrothe.com, the Internet’s #1 source of news, information, and multimedia on University of South Florida sophomore quarterback Matt Grothe!
Fuck, […]

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Is anybody else wet with anticipation? I know I am. This type of moisture can only mean one thing: the Lou Holtz pep-talk is upon us. This week, Lou turns his attention to the USF Bulls. As if USF needs any more motivation.
Anyway, the Lou Holtz pep-talk is a personal favorite […]

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This only reinforces my view of USF fans as a roving group of carnies hellbent on swindling the elderly out their life savings. If for no other reason, we need to win Friday’s game for the American elderly. If that’s not motivation, I don’t know what is (…maybe a date with Erin Andrews?).

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If you haven’t already, and I doubt you have, read this article in today’s Tampa Tribune. It details the absolute screw job of a rental agreement the Bulls have at Raymond-James Stadium with the NFL’s Buccaneers.
Here are some high points:

Under the agreement, the Bucs get all profit when the professional team plays at the […]

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I searched for over 5 minutes for an interesting/funny YouTube video about USF. Not much to choose from. The best I could find is this video from the 2006 University of South Florida Department of Student Affairs Holiday Party Talent Show.
Is it funny? Not necessarily. Is there any reason you should […]

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No, I am not trying to attract some illegally young ladies with that title. I may not have passed the bar but I know that a girl under 18 will get you locked up. You also need to watch out for college freshmen because they may have graduated early (no comment).
The more I think about […]

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