West BY GOD Virginia

9:00 a.m. Why the fuck is it so loud outside, who is this skank beside me, and why the fuck am I wet? Oh shit, I pissed the bed again, “MAAAAA.” I’m at school my ma isn’t here…don’t cry think. This skank isn’t up yet so I’m going to roll her ass to the wet […]

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Yes, you, Rutgers. Dominated. Owned. Pwned. Whatever you want. The tradition of Rutgers being West Fuckin’ Virginia’s bitch continues.
Just ask Ray Rice:
“We got outplayed,” said Rice, who rushed for 142 yards on 30 carries and became the first Rutgers player to surpass 1,000 yards rushing three times. “They came out […]

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After watching this video, it’s safe to say I would rather live in Britney Spears’ vagina than live in New Jersey. At least it’s cleaner.

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We’ve been half-assing our game previews since, well, this blog started. Starting today and continuing before each game, we’ll be rolling out a more complete look at the upcoming game. Today, we turn to Rutgers.
When WVU is on offense:
When Pat White, Steve Slaton and the rest of the offense take the field, the […]

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Take the New Jersyian, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those species are rare or endangered. Sixteen of which have some type of sexually communicable disease. They’re on the way out, no matter what anyone does or says, you know. No matter how many weights they lift, they […]

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Rutgers fans, as we all know, are unbearably proud of their recent achievements in football. Unfortunately, at least for us, they completely ignore over 100 years of history in putridity, which I’m pretty sure is a word.
So, as I am always in the mood to shut up a Rutgers fan, I present to you […]

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Mississippi State is barely a day in the books and already my attention has turned to Rutgers. And by attention, I mean making New Jersey jokes and searching for Jamie-Lynn Sigler on Celebrity Movie Archive.
Afterng as a 6.5 point favorite, the line on the game has already shifted downward to 6. This […]

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