West BY GOD Virginia

When Coach Rodriguez sat down with his family and his thoughts last season, he had a simple choice: stay at West Virginia or leave to Alabama. This was a terribly tough decision — one that would not be made on a whim. So how, do you ask, did CRR come to the decision […]

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Well, since the media has decided that CRR is a candidate for every single head-coaching job in America, I feel it is my duty to report when each of those vacancies is filled.
Today, apparently, is our lucky day, since Rich Rodriguez has turned down Texas A&M. Thanks to Milan Puskar and Steve Goodwin on […]

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Surely, they can’t be serious. As we all well know, the Texas A&M job might as well be available. Current head-coach Dennis Franchione is almost guaranteed to be fired/bought out at the end of the season. In that vein, Aggie Coach has begun the search in earnest. Now, while this site […]

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Forgive me father, for I am about to sin…
Well, that certainly was a steaming pile of dog shit, wasn’t it? Surely, none of us have witnessed a more poorly conceived effort than the one that CRR put together Thursday night. It’s like he popped a couple Xanax and lost all ability for creative […]

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In the latest update of the Coaches Hot Seat Ranking, we’re told that apparently Coach Rodriguez’s job is safe…for now. Rodriguez checks in at 106th out of 120 current Div. I-A head coaches (I’ll be damned if I ever call it the Football Bowl Subdivision).
Rodriguez trails some memorable names like Jim Tressel (120 out […]

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Here is a thought-provoking email I received:
Was bored yesterday watching pro football and rewatched the USF game for some reason. As your (Note: That’s me) confidence indicated before the game, we really had no business losing to that team. Very painful to rewatch but for some reason I could not turn it off even knowing […]

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There isn’t that much to say about the game, except that this was WVU’s best overall performance of the season. However, I’m going to make you all suffer through a game recap (editor’s note: fuck!).
The defense stepped up and played a great game after initially looking pretty shaky. I think a girl would compare […]

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If anyone listened to the Statewide Softball-Line this evening I hope you are as pissed as I am. I always thought CRR was a man but it appears as if he is just a little girl who can’t handle a tough question. I learned two things listening to the show this evening.
First, we now […]

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This weekend turned out to not be as bad as I had originally thought. Don’t you worry though I still wanted to throw a lot of shoes.
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CRR is one of the most arrogant and hard headed coaches in the nation. Have you noticed that he never takes any blame after a loss? It is always […]

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Strapping young man seeking woman for one night of comfort. Must be hot, skinny, and willing to be spanked.
I am still drunk from last night so this may not be the most coherent post ever but here are some thoughts from last nights embarrassing loss.
Steve Slaton touched the ball TWICE in the second half. […]

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